There’s nothing here either. Is this some sort of scam?

Definitely not. This copy’s also a victim of that ever-moving thing we call The Internet.

My work for Flexars covered Web and Social copy, all about selling horse-riding leggings. They were designed to be inclusive and could also be used for maternity. One line I wrote was ‘From jumps to bumps’, and I also named their ‘Shape of Beauty’ campaign which used volunteers from Facebook for our product shots, rather than the type of models you’d have seen our competitors using.

I also did this thing called ‘spoken copywriting’ which is essentially selling the leggings at shows to the very receptive public. No, I didn’t try any on myself.